My hubby and I were talking about the upcoming meeting of the Holland Mafia. I told him I thought two other families would probably be joining us and was filling him in on their children. My husband wanted to be sure that he was up on everything so he didn't say or do something to offend someone.
Hubby: Is there anything I need to be aware of in advance? Anything crazy I might not expect?
Me: Well, Jude has infantile spasms that aren't completely under control so I guess it's possible he could have a cluster while we're at dinner. And Milo's got a Mickey button--I don't know if he's hooked up to his food all the time or what.
Hubby: Oh. That's it?